Following on from our recent posts about the fun of having a crack at winning big playing casino games, bingo and poker online we have a few classic one liners for you. They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games like blackjack.
Gambling is great fun as long as you're sensible and we bet you love these funny gambling jokes and puns! In fact, the odds are that you'll think we're on to a winner with them! » Funny Stories; Funniest, Craziest Gambling Stories – Tales from the Pit. A spin on the roulette wheel, 80 hours passing chips at the poker table, an incredible streak of luck at the races. Most of us know a funny, straight up crazy gambling story. If you feel searching for the best pig jokes, pork-related humor, or some funny and punny names for a pig you love is like looking for something in a messy pig pen, fret not! We have curated this awesome list of puns, jokes, one-liners, and names that will make you squeal with joy or make you crave some bacon or pork.
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Read on below for the goodies.
Short Casino Jokes
What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.
Roulette skill or luck spell. How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!
Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.
How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!
What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.
What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.
What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!
I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.
Funny Gambling Puns
How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.
Funny Gambling Pics
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